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Get spawned, idi0t

Jack is basically the living definition of "f around and find out".

I swear, Jack got a power trip the moment he got the queen's ring

oh fuck yeah i made a video similar to this and had no idea one was already made lmao

which page was this from? for some reason i can't find it on the log (searching by the video's title)

"It's okay. My dog doesn't bite." The dog: 5:35 and onward

jack noir is awesome

Hold on, did the song Megalovania (Sans's song from undertale) exist before Undertale existed?? This vid says it's 11 years old so I was like "wait wHAT?" when I heard it. Ig I never researched the song, I just assumed it was written originally for Undertale.

2:17 saben de cual es está canción?

Jack Noir is such a mood

Jack Noir is such a mood

new subscriber - yo xd

Fanta estás aquí?

Hello I was here when it was 10 years later

i love this enough to have come back to it 6 years later

Jack moment is still Jack moment

Didn't realize until much later the explosion that kills the black queen was uber bunny just using 4 endgame weapons on her

Doomslayer ain't got shit on this angry boi... Dude could stand to take a lesson or three.

This was the original megalovania

does this mean whoever made the music for the final battle can sew toby fox for making megalovania?

Now this is the story all about how, me and my friends made sprites that coexisted in a planet we didn't intend on making that lead to a psychopath who could kill the entire universe.

omg

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Make her a member, Of the Midnight Crew.

The red miles, reminds me of super buu’s genocide beam

*should of worn the outfit*

Bro was smart enough to realize he couldn’t defeat jack. So instead he decided to try and initiate a scratch. Too bad his shitty sword was too weak to do it.

Cascade was originally tenseis own version of Cascade, so that's why they fit together in the other flashes

To be fair, the costume was dumb, and the ring put a fucking sword through his stomach. Not much good Jack left after that.

7:52 can someone please tell me the name of the song?

Esto también es una mierda me cago al verlo😈😈😈😈

Я слышу Megalovania

Ey man how'd you do the cascade-descend mashup? Was thinking of trying it with freefall from the newest album. Sorry for bringing up the forbidden comic but I'm tryna see if this shit fits as well as descend-cascade

[S] Jack: Go up.

And Dave prototypes a dead raven. Wait no that was jade

"put your ring finger in this box" "aight"

Song 4:07 ??

Badass cutting meteors coming through, GET OUT OF THE WAY PLEASE

i like this idea! i actually had a different script for this song that i never put on the forums before they were taken down; The beginning fades in from black, and alternia is shown surrounded by purple skaian portals. red-tailed meteors appear to travel slowly toward it from the zoomed-out perspective, which slowly closes in on the planet. we follow a meteor down, and from 0:32 to 0:34 it makes its final descent and slams into the surface (boom!). cut to shots all around the planet of a hailstorm just like dave's city, and the entire planet on fire. it's worse than earth's reckoning ever was, with heavy drumbeats signaling more impacts and the descent sounds from 0:32 repeated as more meteors streak down from the sky. the troll race on alternia is already dying. cue the handmaid at 1:21; she traveled to the time of the extinction of the people, but she isn't allowed to die (she may get pulled out by LE himself to protect her from the glub). broken by hopelessness but driven by anger, and not being allowed to do anything else, she takes out her rage at lord english on alternia; breaking into a smirk exactly like damara's evil grin, she takes a meteor in her telekinetic grasp like the aradiabots would do in their later battle against the black king and joins in the reckoning. 1:41 ka-SLAM! in between, the reckoning only gets worse. battleships across the galaxy race toward alternia as the children of the troll race are wiped out by fiery death, but they're beaten to their destination by something else... at 2:20 the biggest meteor of all, half the size of jade's, enters the atmosphere. it's headed straight for feferi as she tries to break the cruxite item and enter. like bec, the fuschia lusus knows there's no time left; gl'bgolyb makes the ultimate sacrifice to protect feferi, rushing to place herself between the meteor and her charge. at 2:37 the meteor hits the water with a titanic blast of flame and force like a depth charge; at 2:38 gl'bgolyb is hit by the colossal explosion. her dying scream, full-blast, spreads out from alternia in a circular fuschia wave, traveling across light years as a series of outward zooms (reverse of the zoom-in effect in cascade) expands to show the glub spreading beyond the trolls' galaxy. flashes of feferi's hive glowing and entering the medium are interspersed with the zoom like glitches. (i would put the prototyping of BK and the underlings in here too in brief glimpses) also cut in between, sollux, the helmsman, and the rest of the trolls in the galaxy all die in unimaginable agony. the view continues to zoom out after the wave has gone, and it fades to black. this is just what i imagined based on the musical cues of the song. i interpreted the glub as one continuous scream, "gl'bgolyb's swan song", with gl'bgolyb keeping her voice down until her horrible burning explosion death; that would leave little time for the storyline with the condesce and the helmsman or the WQ going koolaid woman on her kingdom. i interpreted it as buildup to one big event instead of gl'bgolyb slowly getting more and more worked up until being her dying shriek; i imagined her having a more active role based on something i may have remembered incorrectly from canon (feferi's dialogue or something?), like bec except she doesn't have a giant laser beam. i also interpreted the buildup as being more focused on the disastrous intense reckoning, forcing feferi and sollux to hurry before all life on alternia is wiped out. i never really thought about the ending though, so i think your idea is better than any i had in this case. i just interpreted the song differently but never talked about my headcanon until now. i wonder what the composer will think of that. your interpretation is just as valid and just as interesting, and it covers a lot more ground in the story with the extended storyline of the condesce and the troll adults in their warships across the cosmos. sorry for my overly long comment :/ thank you again for posting this!!!

What does Noir say when greeting people? *_KNIFE TO MEET YOU_*

*_HA TATATATA_*

jack has by far the best music of anyone in homestuck

2:35 “How will I ever, ever survive?” *Black starts playing* You won’t

I kindof wish that the Midnight Crew had their own stand alone tale similar to the Crowbar tale in paradox space.

Hes a furry now

theory: ace dick, pickle inspector, and problem sleuth are prospitans banished to the ruins of earth, the big city. when they get drunk, they go to the imaginary city, the universe where jailbreak takes place. in this universe, LOSAD exists, which is in the ruins of the imaginary city. they read homestuck, where AD, PI, and PS exist, creating a paradox. homestuck is both in the imaginations of AD PI and PS, but its also real.

jack <> black queen make it happen.

Aradia: Smiles at seeing the giant dog beast of winged death covered in her friends' blood.

imagine what would be if bitchka didnt put john to sleep. i would love to see bluebeautysprite.

I love seeing all his badassnes but is dumb he started this genoicide because of wearing hats he didn't want to wear

How many big bads are out there that can say they've killed a fucking UNIVERSE?